Hi. I'm Crystal Ku. I'm the hawtest evaz. I know you want my lumps, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY. I have a boyfriend, his name is Jesus Christ. The best boyfriend ever. EVER.

15th June 2013

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13th June 2013

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marinaandthedildos:

Think you can hide lil bitch.

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13th June 2013

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hereforpizza:

accioharo:

surlelac:

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

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13th June 2013

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theirishcowgirl:

Acting, motherf***er.

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12th June 2013

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11th June 2013

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rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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10th June 2013

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australiansanta:

bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience

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10th June 2013

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trillow:

bapt-boi:

trillow:

lov3-stev3:

trillow:

i love japen. im always watching animey and reading the mango

This post really pisses me off. On four different levels.

probably because you’re one of those posers that watches animey without reading the mango first

is it bad that this annoys the hell out of me? for the longest time my friends would jokingly call it Mango….. IT IS FUCKING MANGA AND ANIME YOU IDIOTIC PERSON WHO NEEDS TO GET A BRAIN!!!

chill out and read some mango dude

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8th June 2013

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8th June 2013

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teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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8th June 2013

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I think it is about time I host a pool party for my friends, but the problem is I don’t have a pool and I have no friends…

8th June 2013

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ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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8th June 2013

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chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

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4th June 2013

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traveling-at-the-speed-of-light:

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else

yeah„„ that

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4th June 2013

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sodamnrelatable:

sodamnrelatable:

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